Is it pathetic to attempt to learn the French Language because of a porn star named Francois Sagat? I told my mother half the truth of my ambitious discovery.
"I want to learn the French language!"
Instead of buying me classes or books on tape, she bought me French Vogue with Tom Ford hiding behind a stupid 15 year old with teeth problems. e_e Love you too mom.
Apparently she had other things on her mind. So as time wears on I end up torturing myself looking through the damn magazine and only understanding the front cover text. (Well I think the French don't mind me staring at Tom Ford and wishing he was naked in my shower) I used this opportunity to appear smart and brought the magazine to the school library during my lunch hour.
Everyone said "wow" and I said, "Yey!" now I might understand one word out of every sentence Francois Sagat says in his french porn movies, and at the same time be able to translate a french magazine with the "school library french dictionary". But because of this simple interest in the French language because of hott men. I somehow end up student of the month!
When I told my mother this, I wanted to at least hear, "Oh I'm so proud!" or "That's great Rudolph!" Nope. I got a text message with a smiley face...psychologically that's suppose to be encouraging.
xoxo
Rudy
